Book-a-minute

Do you drink only Nescafe?  Eat only minute steak?  Prefer minute mysteries because two-minute mysteries are too long?   Then Book-a-Minute is for you. Here, for example, are the collected works of Isaac Asimov:

Stock Asimov Character #1 

I'm a suave, witty, brilliant, good-looking scientist. I am everything Asimov thought he was. 

Stock Asimov Character #2 

I am the same, except the opposite sex. 

Stock Asimov Character #1 

Great! Let's do some science stuff, save the world, and make out. 

(They do.)